so today my mom has come into my room like 8 times already to peek at my laptop screen and ask me what i’m doing and i switch to a word doc and say “oh, nothing just homework” and she walks out with a disappointed look and i’m not sure if she suspects that i read gay porn or if she thinks i’m not a rebellious enough teenager
THIS IS THE ONLY REASON THEY NAMED HIM DICK
I LOVE THE WAY THESE AREN’T EVEN MANIPS THIS WAS LITERALLY THE ENTIRE SEASON
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING, HELP ME
THIS IS THE ACTUAL FUCKING SHOW
charlie reads aloud | aka carver edlund takes a course in purple prose
…and dean is horrified.
“oh my - give me that,” dean hisses, dropping the newspaper and lunging across the back of the couch.
“no way, mr unresolved sexual tension,” she crows, waggling the book just out of reach and flexing to avoid the splash of coffee over the rim of the precariously tilted cup, “you are not getting your hands on my hard cover.” charlie wriggles out of his grip, flipping the page with a smirk. “just sit tight deano, we are in it for the long ride.”
in purgatory 4 by glaringstar
next season I want Dean to hang out in bars with Cas.
And one night there’s this girl. And she says that Dean can come home with her if he brings his friend along.
And then we see Dean’s reaction face, and the scene cuts and we don’t know what happens.
Until Sam and Dean and Cas are working…
Dean didn’t believe in angels…until an angel believed in him.
#especially when it comes to essays
HAVE U EVER NOTICED THAT VAGINAS AND SCHOOL BOTH HAVE 6 LETTERS AND ARE EMPTY HOLES OF NOTHING THAT CAN HOLD SCREAMING CHILDREN FOR 9 MONTHS
do you think metatron’s just sliding around heaven in an office chair right now
i hope it loses a wheel and it tumbles over and he falls and hits his head and cries like a little baby
do you ever get bored of tumblr so you open up a new tab and go to tumblr
That’s it, I’m moving to London…
Take me with you?
i want the first scene of season 9 to be some sleazy creep trying to pick up this girl and he wraps his greasy arm around her and goes “so… did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” and she yanks out her angel blade and ganks him and as his mutilated corpse falls to the ground she mutters “i hate this planet”